Questionable yet imppressive and sometimes edible food

Will Anderson, Todd Sampson and Co from Gruen Transfer please stand down, partly because the Chaser is back- YES! but also because with out all the fancy degrees and highflying businesses Asian novelty groceries no how to do it SO much better, and it is rather simple.

• Packaging must be bright
• Must use words such as- happy, super, good and friend (note: they must be used out of context)
• Must have questionable cartoon characters on the package spruking the product
• And as a general rule just sell weird shit






Oh I totally want to eat that! Half the chocolate DOUBLE THE CALORIES! All for a $1.30
Now that’s marketing.









The words "instant", "jellyfish" and "natural" should never be used in the same sentence.









Small children and flowers in a field- where is the link to biscuits I hear you ask? There is none- HA
But fuck I want those buiscuits.








The title of the product is “Oh! Ricey”
There is an exclamation point in the title of the product and they use the word Ricey- I’m sold









Birds Nest Drink – It’s nutritious








And here is a beautiful fusion- Birds nest mixed with white fungus. Does coke own that?