oh Morrissey

I haven’t listened to this album but:
a. Morrissey looks like a truck driver on a long slog from Dapto to Glendambo
b. He looks like he is about to molest this small child.
c. WHY IS HE HOLDING THIS BABY FROM ITS CRUTCH!?
d. He should be holding a meat pie and a "big cold beer", not a baby.


Seriously. I don’t care how beautifully crafted his winging is, how lovely his phrasing is or all the times he has given me cynical company on the train to uni while I am squished between a wall with suspicious stains on it, a business man and a man with man boobs larger than mine. I won't buy it. Not even to pay homage to his seemingly indestructible quiff.


But I’ll download it